My fellow Americans,
As we venture into this inauguration weekend it is my hope that you will celebrate this austere occasion with the level of grandeur it deserves, a gathering that truly reflects the state of our great union. To aid you in your entertaining efforts, I’m pleased to present a trio of recipes that will fit the circumstances many in our country currently find themselves in. I give you the My Mortgage is Upside Down-I Can’t Find A Job-And My Health Insurance (If I Have It) Costs Too Much & Doesn’t Cover What Makes Me Sick Party” menu! Woo hoo! Let’s get this party started!
Thankfully, there’ll be no need to raise your debt ceiling with this menu of fiscal cliff-proof finger foods that can be pulled together quickly with items that are likely waiting patiently for you in your pantry or fridge. Simple? Check. Cheap? Check. Tasty? Double check. Sounds like a coup to me.
Sweet & Spicy Roasted Chickpeas (or Chickpeas for Change)
Mini Toasted Turkey & Mozzarella Sandwiches (So Help Me God This is Good Grilled Cheese)
Thai Tuna Salad (or 47% Better Than Regular Tuna Salad)